Today I sent out an email to a group of people that included the following sentences:
"The fact that you're celebrating Valentine's Day is not an excuse for not having put the table cards up because Valentine's Day is a holiday created by Hallmark. Love doesn't exist. I'M KIDDING I'M KIDDING. Really, though. JOKES. Jokes??? Who knows. Wow."
I'm not sure if that makes me a horrible person, or just funny.