"momma's a lucky girl"

Sometimes you go to the grocery store with your mother and run into one of her old students.

Sometimes that old student is now tall, dark, handsome and goes to Westpoint.

Sometimes that old student has brought his freaking hot friend home with him for break.

Sometimes that old student hugs your mother TWICE and you're just standing in the corner salivating.

UNF is all I have to say about that. Unf.